- Do pilots take crash-courses?
- Does killing time damage eternity?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Why do they call it chili, if it's hot?
- Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
- How do you get off a nonstop flight?
- How can there be self-help "groups?"
- Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
- Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
- Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
- Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
- If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
- How many weeks are there in a light year?
- Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
- How come wrong numbers are never busy?
- How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
- Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
- Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
- Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
- Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
- If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would we still pet them?
- Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
- If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
- Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
- If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
- If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
- If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
- Day light savings time? Why are they saving it, and where do they keep it?
- Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
- If swimming is good for your shape,then why do the whales look the way they do?
- If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
- If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"
- Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID, he just whipped out a quarter?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?